Let me start off by saying that although I am a certified nerd, I know little to nothing about 90% of these characters. Anything I say about them is based purely on things I have come up with "for the lulz" while playing and watching this game played.
1) Captain America:
In his spare time, Captain America runs around in his red suit with his hands over his eyes screaming "HURR DURR I AM DAREDEVIL". He also antagonizes Tony Stark for the obvious theft of his shield when making a particle accelerator. ( Iron Man 2 )
2) Deadpool:
As a stereotypical fanfiction writer, I have to make the obligatory "I AM SO MARRIED TO THIS CHARACTER" statement. Deadpool is my ideal man. Except when portrayed by this
douchebag . So anything I'd have to say about him here is dirty, raunchy, and involves my nono places behind closed doors. And yes, I make him keep the suit ON. <3
3) Doctor Doom:
Dr. Doom Became so sick of being mistaken for Skeletor that he retired to attempt to gain access to Castle Grayskull.
4) Dormammu:
Dormammu went on to provide energy to underdeveloped nations the world over.
5) Hulk:
When he's not being green and angry, the Edward Norton version of Hulk is splicing single frames of porn into the previous failed "Hulk" movie.
6) Iron Man:
Tony Stark returned to his mansion(s) and began to build a suit that could recycle his bodily waste into weapons, effectively creating a "poop chute".
7) Magneto:
The inspiration for this blog, Magneto seems the type to go home and be a fat, balding, middle-aged father. He's the Homer Simpson of super villains.
8) MODOK:
Following namecalling from his fellow characters, "Chode-Dok" went on to become the next Galactus, and was killed moments later by a rising trio of challengers.
9) Phoenix:
After she stopped being able to cash her checks for MvC, Phoenix became a circus performer, allowing a magician to immolate her and rebirthing herself moments after.
10) Sentinel:
Post-nerf, Sentinel became about as useful as Wolverine with his claws rusted shut. He ended up taking Tron Bonne up on her offer to be a Servbot.
11) She Hulk
She Hulk went on to axe-kick every man who attempted to employ "the shocker". She was charged with eradication of the frat-boy species and remains in hiding.
12)Shuma-Gorath:
Shuma-Gorath came to earth to mate with everyone, because it felt too alone in space. If you didn't get the reference just from that, I don't think I can help you. Just watch out for Shuma's "genticles"...
That's enough for tonight, this has gone on long enough. Tomorrow I'll finish up the Marvel list, and delve into the Capcom side too. (:
04 February 2011
Overthinking Ruins Everything.
It's been a long time coming, but here's the undoing of myself and a previous significant other spelled out:
1) "I love the stability you provide" does NOT mean that someone is clinging to you because you are the only "stable" thing in their life. It merely means that they like the fact that you are a generally mild person who does not flare up like herpes after a frat party. It doesn't mean that I need you in any semblance of the word, nor does it mean I myself am unstable.
2) Just because I love being around your family more than my own doesn't mean I'm searching for a place to belong, it just means that I'm glad that they don't dislike me. The part where I don't get along with my family? Maybe you should get your facts straight about what led to that before you get all up in arms over something that you hardly know anything about.
3) I "don't take enough things seriously". Sure, but why should I? If I took everything seriously, this ever-changing wonder you see before you would lose one of the many colors of its wings. Don't ask me to "grow up" and then think I'll be interesting.
4) You don't and will probably never understand the depths of "growing up too fast" that I've gone through. You may think you tried to understand it, and that's cool and all, but it's no substitute for seeing what I've seen, and feeling what I've felt.
5) You'll call my feelings childish, borderline petulant. Obviously at your advanced age of +/-23, you've forgotten what an eighteen-year old senior in high school is like. Or if you can remember, you didn't have the same adolescence I did. That doesn't mean mine is valued any less or any more than yours.
6)You never had to "fight my battles for me", but a little chivalry would've been appreciated. If another man, no matter how close to you he may be, insults your lady partner, it is your obligation to correct the man, not encourage him by calling her "some girl".
I know this seems like just a tangent by a sixteen-year old, but hear me out kind readers. This is the result of thinking long and hard about why things just didn't work, and why it felt so good to lose in the end. Taking nothing but a shard of my self worth, I kept walking, and I realized that the stagnation wasn't just me OR just him. It was us.
Sometimes people are given a gift and complicate it more than they need to. This was a clear case. We met as coworkers. We chose to push it, and it exploded.
That's all there is to it. And the truth is, I'm not sorry to see it go. There was too much ache in the end.
1) "I love the stability you provide" does NOT mean that someone is clinging to you because you are the only "stable" thing in their life. It merely means that they like the fact that you are a generally mild person who does not flare up like herpes after a frat party. It doesn't mean that I need you in any semblance of the word, nor does it mean I myself am unstable.
2) Just because I love being around your family more than my own doesn't mean I'm searching for a place to belong, it just means that I'm glad that they don't dislike me. The part where I don't get along with my family? Maybe you should get your facts straight about what led to that before you get all up in arms over something that you hardly know anything about.
3) I "don't take enough things seriously". Sure, but why should I? If I took everything seriously, this ever-changing wonder you see before you would lose one of the many colors of its wings. Don't ask me to "grow up" and then think I'll be interesting.
4) You don't and will probably never understand the depths of "growing up too fast" that I've gone through. You may think you tried to understand it, and that's cool and all, but it's no substitute for seeing what I've seen, and feeling what I've felt.
5) You'll call my feelings childish, borderline petulant. Obviously at your advanced age of +/-23, you've forgotten what an eighteen-year old senior in high school is like. Or if you can remember, you didn't have the same adolescence I did. That doesn't mean mine is valued any less or any more than yours.
6)You never had to "fight my battles for me", but a little chivalry would've been appreciated. If another man, no matter how close to you he may be, insults your lady partner, it is your obligation to correct the man, not encourage him by calling her "some girl".
I know this seems like just a tangent by a sixteen-year old, but hear me out kind readers. This is the result of thinking long and hard about why things just didn't work, and why it felt so good to lose in the end. Taking nothing but a shard of my self worth, I kept walking, and I realized that the stagnation wasn't just me OR just him. It was us.
Sometimes people are given a gift and complicate it more than they need to. This was a clear case. We met as coworkers. We chose to push it, and it exploded.
That's all there is to it. And the truth is, I'm not sorry to see it go. There was too much ache in the end.
25 January 2011
The Hardest Part of College is Ending Your Fear of Cliques.
I've been involved in the college scene for quite a while now, and there's still one thing I've had trouble getting through.
Cliques are only there when you make them.
Looking at the people you went to high school with day after day, you may want to think that they're still the people that wouldn't sit with you at lunch, or the ones who knocked your books down the stairs two minutes after the bell rang.
But in all reality, once we're stripped of our "crews", we're nothing but scared hamsters searching for a cardboard tube. The only people that retain their "douchebag" attitudes from high school are usually the ones that go onto community college surrounded by their minions. They even sit together in the cafe. But these people are of no consequence.
Direct yourself instead to the scared hamsters mentioned above. These are the people you'll meet most often. They could be your parents' age, they could be younger than you, they could even be people from around your own town. The worst you can do is fear them. They are not here to make fun of you, they are here to learn just like you.
Cliques are only there when you make them.
Looking at the people you went to high school with day after day, you may want to think that they're still the people that wouldn't sit with you at lunch, or the ones who knocked your books down the stairs two minutes after the bell rang.
But in all reality, once we're stripped of our "crews", we're nothing but scared hamsters searching for a cardboard tube. The only people that retain their "douchebag" attitudes from high school are usually the ones that go onto community college surrounded by their minions. They even sit together in the cafe. But these people are of no consequence.
Direct yourself instead to the scared hamsters mentioned above. These are the people you'll meet most often. They could be your parents' age, they could be younger than you, they could even be people from around your own town. The worst you can do is fear them. They are not here to make fun of you, they are here to learn just like you.
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