Let me start off by saying that although I am a certified nerd, I know little to nothing about 90% of these characters. Anything I say about them is based purely on things I have come up with "for the lulz" while playing and watching this game played.
1) Captain America:
In his spare time, Captain America runs around in his red suit with his hands over his eyes screaming "HURR DURR I AM DAREDEVIL". He also antagonizes Tony Stark for the obvious theft of his shield when making a particle accelerator. ( Iron Man 2 )
2) Deadpool:
As a stereotypical fanfiction writer, I have to make the obligatory "I AM SO MARRIED TO THIS CHARACTER" statement. Deadpool is my ideal man. Except when portrayed by this
douchebag . So anything I'd have to say about him here is dirty, raunchy, and involves my nono places behind closed doors. And yes, I make him keep the suit ON. <3
3) Doctor Doom:
Dr. Doom Became so sick of being mistaken for Skeletor that he retired to attempt to gain access to Castle Grayskull.
4) Dormammu:
Dormammu went on to provide energy to underdeveloped nations the world over.
5) Hulk:
When he's not being green and angry, the Edward Norton version of Hulk is splicing single frames of porn into the previous failed "Hulk" movie.
6) Iron Man:
Tony Stark returned to his mansion(s) and began to build a suit that could recycle his bodily waste into weapons, effectively creating a "poop chute".
7) Magneto:
The inspiration for this blog, Magneto seems the type to go home and be a fat, balding, middle-aged father. He's the Homer Simpson of super villains.
8) MODOK:
Following namecalling from his fellow characters, "Chode-Dok" went on to become the next Galactus, and was killed moments later by a rising trio of challengers.
9) Phoenix:
After she stopped being able to cash her checks for MvC, Phoenix became a circus performer, allowing a magician to immolate her and rebirthing herself moments after.
10) Sentinel:
Post-nerf, Sentinel became about as useful as Wolverine with his claws rusted shut. He ended up taking Tron Bonne up on her offer to be a Servbot.
11) She Hulk
She Hulk went on to axe-kick every man who attempted to employ "the shocker". She was charged with eradication of the frat-boy species and remains in hiding.
12)Shuma-Gorath:
Shuma-Gorath came to earth to mate with everyone, because it felt too alone in space. If you didn't get the reference just from that, I don't think I can help you. Just watch out for Shuma's "genticles"...
That's enough for tonight, this has gone on long enough. Tomorrow I'll finish up the Marvel list, and delve into the Capcom side too. (:
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